Friday, March 29, 2013
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
The Plague of Sequester
The world may have avoided the Mayan Apocalypse this past
December, but have no fear! There are
many other events both man-made and beyond our control that will usher in Doom
and Gloom. Most recently the sequester,
although not shepherding in direct and utter elimination of the human race, brings
about a slow death. Some direct effects
of this drastic occurrence are the closing of the White House doors to the
public. Tourists will no longer be able
to view the insides of the palatial estate. Even worse will be the subsequent plague
outbreak as there will no longer be food inspectors to determine whether or not
what we eat is safe for consumption. Even rats and mosquitoes are cowering in
fear from this new plague surely to be the ruin of us all. Those lucky enough to survive will be left to
inherit a wasteland as government will no longer exist to support the world.
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