Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The Plague of Sequester


The world may have avoided the Mayan Apocalypse this past December, but have no fear!  There are many other events both man-made and beyond our control that will usher in Doom and Gloom.  Most recently the sequester, although not shepherding in direct and utter elimination of the human race, brings about a slow death.  Some direct effects of this drastic occurrence are the closing of the White House doors to the public.  Tourists will no longer be able to view the insides of the palatial estate.  Even worse will be the subsequent plague outbreak as there will no longer be food inspectors to determine whether or not what we eat is safe for consumption.  Even rats and mosquitoes are cowering in fear from this new plague surely to be the ruin of us all.  Those lucky enough to survive will be left to inherit a wasteland as government will no longer exist to support the world.

Birth Rate Blues


Environmental Armageddon


Krugman Invasion


Sequester Apocalypse