The Man in the Tan Suit

No longer is the man in the empty chair to be feared. A new villain has arisen from the dark depths of the metropolis known as Washington.

The man in the tan suit has risen to power. He has conquered golf course after golf course putting wannabe heroes like Rory McIlroy and Chris Kirk into the everlasting sandpits of Sarlacc. He rules his white fortress with a tie of gray choking off any dissenters who disagree with his masterful plan!

His golden ring allows him direct communication with his utmost dastardly division of destruction headed by his most faithful servant the Screaming Easing! Any who stand in their way are sent into the waste bin of automobile manufacturing, the crumbling, hollowed out city of Detroit.

Nothing can stand in the way of the Man in the Tan Suit and his most fearsome partner the Screaming Easing.

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A Doom and Gloom Hero

There are many so-called heroes that oppose Doom and Gloom and these reputed champions were given immortality by fools like Herodotus, Homer and Virgil. Heroes such as Aeneid and Achilles vanquished many true believers and fighters for the cause of Doom and Gloom whose names were lost to oblivion. They were wiped from the histories never to even be thought of until the End finally comes.

Fortunately, the United States Government rises to the occasion to commemorate and immortalize a true champion of Doom and Gloom. On October 14th of every year, Christoper Columbus, the Ravager of Savages, is celebrated in all his unholy glory. Federal workers are given the day off so they can make their blessings and pilgrimages in his honor. Columbus deserves his accolades as he was able to destroy, conquer and wipe out entire indigenous populations just by arriving on their shores.

Columbus never even thought about lifting a weapon, for he knew he was the harbinger of disease. Christopher Columbus, brought Doom and Gloom to hundreds of thousands and earned his immortality as one of the greatest men in the history of the United States.