No longer is the man in the empty chair to be feared. A new
villain has arisen from the dark depths of the metropolis known as Washington.
The man in the tan suit has risen to power. He has conquered
golf course after golf course putting wannabe heroes like Rory McIlroy and
Chris Kirk into the everlasting sandpits of Sarlacc. He rules his white
fortress with a tie of gray choking off any dissenters who disagree with his
masterful plan!
His golden ring allows him direct communication with his
utmost dastardly division of destruction headed by his most faithful servant
the Screaming Easing! Any who stand in their way are sent into the waste bin of
automobile manufacturing, the crumbling, hollowed out city of Detroit.
Nothing can stand in the way of the Man in the Tan Suit and
his most fearsome partner the Screaming Easing.
This has been a Doom and Gloom Media update.
Stay Safe and Trust No One!
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