The fear of what the sequester would produce has come to fruition! The government of the great and mighty United States of America has closed its doors. Members of the political elite are panicking, unnerved by the shattering of their delusional reality.
They have begun spewing forth great terrors! Giant sandworms that feed on asphalt will begin consuming all of the major highways without the government to keep them in check. This is just the latest unnerving prediction from those in Washington. These reckless bureaucratic seers are completely off kilter as the only possible result of the shutting down of government will be the End.
The Great Demonic Lord Satan has been waiting for the God-fearing United States of America to shut down. Azazel and the demonic horde will begin spewing forth from the depths of Hell to begin enslaving the weak and lost. Arial and his dementors will descend on the last pockets of resistance to strike their souls from their bodies.
All will be lost. The United States government has failed to deliver us from the complete and utter desolation at the hands of the Grim Harvester!
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