The Man in the Tan Suit

No longer is the man in the empty chair to be feared. A new villain has arisen from the dark depths of the metropolis known as Washington.

The man in the tan suit has risen to power. He has conquered golf course after golf course putting wannabe heroes like Rory McIlroy and Chris Kirk into the everlasting sandpits of Sarlacc. He rules his white fortress with a tie of gray choking off any dissenters who disagree with his masterful plan!

His golden ring allows him direct communication with his utmost dastardly division of destruction headed by his most faithful servant the Screaming Easing! Any who stand in their way are sent into the waste bin of automobile manufacturing, the crumbling, hollowed out city of Detroit.

Nothing can stand in the way of the Man in the Tan Suit and his most fearsome partner the Screaming Easing.

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Stay Safe and Trust No One!

Masters of the Deep Return!

They have been lurking in the deep, biding their time, just waiting for the opportune moment to strike. And the time is almost at hand.

They have begun scouting missions closer to the surface, gathering intelligence on these creatures who attempt to tame both land and sea. Soon those who believe to have master of their domain will be taught a lesson in finality. Their pleasurable strolls through the fine sand, their weak attempts at fortification, and their nonchalant splashing will become haunted visions of death and despair.

Their fortifications will run red with the blood, the fine sand will turn fleshy as leftover fat mixes in, and the sounds of splashing will be silenced by the roars of the true masters of the deep.

The sharks have returned to reclaim what is rightfully theirs and you will be their first victim.

Stay Safe and Trust No One!

Especially hammerhead sharks!