Anthony Weiner has done it! He has doomed humanity to its last generation. His amazing talent at seducing and luring women has created crazed females stopping nothing to get their hands on him. The last time madness like this erupted anywhere on the planet was seen at a Justin Bieber concert.
Weiner
has fomented so much hysteria; the streets of New York are erupting with women
in their search to locate him.
All of those women you see running through the streets in wedding gowns are
pursuing the god-like, Anthony Weiner. No other man can even measure up to
Weiner’s success.
Birth rate levels will soon plummet even
lower than they already are as women will no longer pursue any man, but Anthony
Weiner. He has locked up victory in the pursuit of women and his mayoral race,
but he has doomed mankind to oblivion.
No comments:
Post a Comment