Edward Snowden has pushed the balance of the world to the brink. The next world war is just around the corner! His revelations on the secret, all-knowing, and omniscient PRISM program have unleashed the full might of the United States upon unsuspecting countries and cities such as Russia, Hong Kong, and Ecuador. Unfortunately for them PRISM is a god of unimaginable power rendering their resistance utterly hopeless.
The creation of this new god has been years in the planning with brain construction in a massive technological monstrosity in Utah. The plain looking building is home not only to the entire planet's data, but to all sorts of unknown and dangerous concoctions that only the Ancient Aliens people from the History Channel can fathom. The United States hopes to contain this god, but gods do not bow down to mere mortals and will crush those that oppose it.
Snowden has given us time to prepare for our impending doom, use it wisely!
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