Friday, August 16, 2013

Area 51 Confirmed!



The United States government in an unprecedented move has revealed the location of Area 51, Groom Lake, Nevada. The information was released to the National Security Archive at George Washington University in a report labeled "The Secret History of the U2". This document is an attempt to convey the site was only used for the development and deployment of the U2 aircraft.

Fortunately, we here at Doom and Gloom TV don't trust anyone especially the government!  They (the government) are apparently attempting to distract conspiracy theorists everywhere from the real purpose of Area 51. These bureaucratic fools even acknowledge the CIA only operated in the area for two years from July 25, 1955 to 1957 when they allowed the Air Force to take over operations.  And everyone who has seen Stargate understands the types of operations the Air Force performs in secret locations. That is correct Area 51 is really being used to travel to distant planets and galaxies bringing the iron fist of American Justice to the universe!  Unfortunately these schemes will create blowback and the only person able to prevent Anubis and the Goa'uld from enslaving humanity is Jack O'Neil, a fictional character.

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