Do you live on that famed island off the western coast of Europe? Have you been enjoying the beautiful summer, gone dog waking, or even barbecuing some burgers? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are in grave, grave danger.
British wasps are targeting you! They have completed their job for their Queen and are now carousing the streets of fair London, the beaches of Brighton, and even in some cases invading the homes of students in Hyde Park! These once docile insects have been sucking down the forbidden fermented fruits getting pissed. And everyone knows how the Brits love to get zonked just imagine how much the wasps love it!
These insane, rat arsed wasps are also well armed giving them a supreme advantage over their unwitting targets. All humans within sight are being injected by their dangerous and diabolical stingers. The only defense is Mother Nature bringing about a cold snap exterminating them in one fell swoop. This will never happen as humans have triggered endless global warming creating a paradise for the bladdered wasps!
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