Slut-Shaming is good! No its bad! Virgin-shaming is good! No that one is worse! Shaming in general is bad! Wait what am I saying? What are we talking about?!? Oh that's right the End is Nigh and all the sluts and virgins are going to die a painful and gruesome death just like the rest of humanity on this planet!
How will this inevitability come about? Obviously a catastrophic war between the sluts and virgins! The first attacks have already been launched and both sides are preparing for a full-scale invasion. The virgins after lobbing their grenades have attempted to bunker down behind shields of glowing white purity, while the sluts are gearing up with foam fingers of paradise part of Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke's new designer line.
The chaos will be immeasurable and nothing will be left but the discarded remnants of a ruined planet!
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