Nazi scientists, perverted generals, and nuclear holocaust!
It’s the most gripping trifecta one could hope for in a film. And thanks to
American mass consumerism it can now be yours! Get the Dr. Strangleove DVD, or the Dr.
Strangelove Special Edition, get it on Blu-ray, record it with TiVo, rent it on
iTunes, Amazon, or just commit a mortal sin and download it.
It’s the story of man whose unselfish concern for the
natural bodily fluids of his countrymen leads him on a momentous fight to
destroy the Soviet Union. Don’t worry, it might take a while for most people to
accept 150 million American deaths in the process but the President and his
generals are quickly persuaded by the always lovable Dr. Strangelove. America
is, after all, the land of second chances, the great melting pot, so it is
perfectly normal that a Nazi scientist makes such decisions right?
And so finally the United States is made anew, a country of polygamist
mineshaft dwellers, free to fornicate their way back to the current Gross
National Product!
Dr. Strangelove is a great movie to watch with the family on
Independence Day. Watching it is a celebration of the American Spirit and our
bold willingness to go forth into the unknown!
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